{"product_id":"nice-poop-art-print","title":"Nice Poop Human Duck Art Print","description":"\u003cp\u003eThree white ducks look up at you with the calm authority of creatures who have seen everything and judged most of it. The line they offer, \u003cstrong\u003eNice poop, human\u003c\/strong\u003e, sits in soft painterly lettering on a lilac background. It is a compliment, technically. It is also the single most unsettling thing a duck could ever say to you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a print for people who appreciate a joke that takes a second to land and then refuses to leave. It belongs in the downstairs loo, where the ducks can keep an eye on visitors, or on a kitchen wall for anyone who likes their decor with a streak of nonsense. It makes a quietly brilliant gift for the friend who finds the word \"human\" funnier than it has any right to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe painterly style keeps the whole thing oddly tasteful, which only makes the sentiment funnier. Three sincere little faces, one deeply strange observation, all in calm shades of white and lilac.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted full colour on 225gsm matt photo paper, in four sizes from A4 to A1, framed or print-only, from £19.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Apollith","offers":[{"title":"A4 \/ Print-only","offer_id":58364603433305,"sku":"RQ-NICEPOOP-A4-PO","price":19.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"A4 \/ Framed","offer_id":58364603466073,"sku":"RQ-NICEPOOP-A4-FR","price":48.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"A3 \/ Print-only","offer_id":58364603498841,"sku":"RQ-NICEPOOP-A3-PO","price":29.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"A3 \/ Framed","offer_id":58364603531609,"sku":"RQ-NICEPOOP-A3-FR","price":78.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"A2 \/ Print-only","offer_id":58364603564377,"sku":"RQ-NICEPOOP-A2-PO","price":39.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"A2 \/ Framed","offer_id":58364603597145,"sku":"RQ-NICEPOOP-A2-FR","price":98.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"A1 \/ Print-only","offer_id":58364603629913,"sku":"RQ-NICEPOOP-A1-PO","price":59.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"A1 \/ Framed","offer_id":58364603662681,"sku":"RQ-NICEPOOP-A1-FR","price":128.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1049\/3234\/4153\/files\/nice-poop-01.jpg?v=1781956009","url":"https:\/\/www.apollith.com\/products\/nice-poop-art-print","provider":"Apollith","version":"1.0","type":"link"}