B*llocks Toad Art Print
One olive-green toad, painted on a cream background, with droopy eyes fixed dead on you and a single muttered word: bollocks. It is not shouting. It has simply seen enough, and this is its verdict. The painterly style gives it a slightly weary dignity, which is exactly what makes the joke land.
This print is for the friend who sighs before they speak, for the desk of someone who has read the email and disagrees, or for a downstairs loo that could do with an opinion. It sits well in a kitchen, a study or a hallway, anywhere a small, calm protest feels appropriate. It also makes a quietly excellent gift for the person who finds most things faintly ridiculous.
The toad does the talking, so you do not have to. Deadpan, specific and a little bit rude, in the best way.
Printed full colour on 225gsm matt photo paper, in four sizes from A4 to A1, framed or print-only, from £19.
Free UK delivery over £100
Easy return
Safe checkout
Return policy
See our refund policy for full details on returns and damaged orders.
Shipping
Orders are dispatched within 3 to 5 working days. Free UK delivery on orders over £100, otherwise a flat £5. See our shipping information for full delivery times and costs.
Materials & sizes
Printed on 225gsm matt photo paper for a smooth, non-reflective finish. The framed option comes in a brushed aluminium frame with perspex glazing, ready to hang. Open edition.
Each print is available in four ISO A-series sizes, with the option of an unframed print or a print in a slim modern frame.
- A4: 21 x 30 cm
- A3: 30 x 42 cm
- A2: 42 x 59 cm
- A1: 59 x 84 cm
B*llocks Toad Art Print
You May Also Like