F*ck Alpaca Art Print
A fluffy alpaca, shown in side profile with half-lidded eyes, muttering a single word: Fuck. It is not shouting. It is not even mildly bothered. It has simply reached a conclusion and felt the need to share it, quietly, with no one in particular. The soft painterly beige and cream make the whole thing look far more wholesome than it has any right to.
This print is for the person who responds to most of life with one deadpan syllable. It earns its place in a loo, a kitchen, a home office, or above the kettle where the same word gets muttered every morning. A safe gift for the friend who is permanently unimpressed and proud of it.
The joke does the work because the alpaca refuses to. No drama, no exclamation, just a calm animal and an honest opinion.
Printed full colour on 225gsm matt photo paper, in four sizes from A4 to A1, framed or print-only, from £19.
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Printed on 225gsm matt photo paper for a smooth, non-reflective finish. The framed option comes in a brushed aluminium frame with perspex glazing, ready to hang. Open edition.
Each print is available in four ISO A-series sizes, with the option of an unframed print or a print in a slim modern frame.
- A4: 21 x 30 cm
- A3: 30 x 42 cm
- A2: 42 x 59 cm
- A1: 59 x 84 cm
F*ck Alpaca Art Print
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